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  • nastyllama  1 week ago

    I did think of that but not wanting to get the copyright hammer on me, even thogh paridy is accepted just not wanting the hastle yahoo_sad what you all playing now?

  • Mr. 4HyDe  2 weeks ago

    Great work nasty yahoo_winking

    But I think it should have been done in the past tense and I was really surprised that you didn't go with the Monty Python & The Holy Grail Knights of Spamalot song, which is the one I used... Cheers to you for this great song yahoo_applause yahoo_not_worthy yahoo_big_grin

  • nastyllama  1 month ago

    I did a little diddy for you all: https://suno.com/song/51522017-2f89-4962-bb38-bc45781b014f

  • nastyllama  1 month ago

    Hope everyone is doing well, miss the old days yahoo_happy

  • JOXER{BE}  2 months ago

    Hey noobies, hope you are all doing great!
    I should buy a
    New pc, just to play once more with all my friends, to hear you all, to have a
    Laugh together, i miss each and everyone
    of you yahoo_love_struck

  • RuffnTumble  3 months ago

    Great to see the site is still up, thank you.

  • Damron  3 months ago

    Had the notion to logon here and then I saw this! Miss you guys, would be good for this to always be here. The rock in the storm. The paddle slap square in the face!! Halceon days we all had together. Will always remember them. yahoo_cool

  • M!st3r D  4 months ago

    Thanks! and hellooo everyone!! Hope you are all good!

  • Zak  6 months ago

    All i can say is thanks for the best times with you all
    truly amazing times wow !

  • Rom  7 months ago

    Thank you so much 4HyDe ! Love to all of you Noobies! I had the best memories playing with all of you guys <3 much love

  • Satan  8 months ago

    Yay thank you 4HyDe! You are the man!

  • Satan  8 months ago

    Yay thank you 4HyDe! You are the man!

  • Bambi  8 months ago

    Nice one 4HyDe , a big thumbs up. The Noobs are just too tough to die yahoo_happy

  • Goodshotz  8 months ago

    Greetings all...great to see we are still here for now...

  • Mr. 4HyDe  8 months ago

    Site is up and running and in a few days it will be like nothing happened.

  • NORN[DK]  8 months ago

    Hi smokers, sorry to hear that, how many of us are still carrying our Smokers tag when we are playing ? im still wearing mine with pride.
    Hope you succeed to keep the server alive, i sometimes join in to see if there are any friends around, sadly that's not very often that's happening.
    Hope to see you some day on the server.
    best regards
    love Norn

  • JOXER{BE}  8 months ago

    Ohhh 4HUD, so good to see you,and yesss please do that , if its possible, i know it sounds stupid but loosing our website, so many memories in here, it breaks my heart yahoo_sad and i know it will be for lots of us the same feeling..
    Hi Bambi, great to see you!!
    Oktoberclub, ofcourse we remember you!
    This is what makes us the smokin noobs: a fantastic feeling, such great times that we always will look back and with a smile on our face!

  • Mr. 4HyDe  9 months ago

    Ugh. yahoo_sigh

    We've been on a sinking ship for several years now, even before the server shut down it was rarely ever that busy with more than a few members and after the most unfortunate demise of one of your most loyal and enthusiastic players (R.I.P. Mrs. Stoned)... I guess it was the last nail in the coffin.. It still sad and disappointing to realize that we are only a few days away from the end of it all. Unless...

    I guess it's possible that I could move the whole thing to one of my own VPS servers and keep it running for as long as it takes the last noobs to leave the ship or get it afloat again, but there are some details that need to be worked out beforehand.

  • oktoberklub  9 months ago

    Greetings from oktoberklub! Some may still remember me, I was an active member a looooong time ago, probably until 2011? Such a shame that the House of Noobs is shutting down for good, I had such a great time with you guys (Al Eye, Satan, Lil Eye, Mister D, etc.) back in the days.

  • Bambi  9 months ago

    Hi Satan, Joxer, long time no see, it's good to hear from you guys again. Sorry I buggered off for so long, I feel like I've let the team down yahoo_sad
    It's really sad to see the end of the Noobs, it's was so much fun and I loved all the chat, the Noobs were a great bunch.
    Big hugs all round xxxx

  • JOXER{BE}  9 months ago

    This gives me really tears in my eyes, reading that the website will go .i had the time of my life with my noobies,you are all in my heart and i love you guys!
    You all helped me through sad times, i hope i did the same for some of you, this is not goodby but it really makes me sad, godverfuck pfff Lots of love, and im always here for you, just send me something on messenger,facebook,,whatsa pp and im there xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

  • JOXER{BE}  9 months ago

    This gives me really tears in my eyes

  • Satan  9 months ago

    Sorry I think the long paypal address buggered up the message box!

    Bambi! yahoo_big_hug Great to see you! X

    Noobs the website is about to go if anyone wants to take it over contact Furhud, I just got the final demand for payment for which we have no funds. It is £119.85p if anyone wants to sort it contact Furhud or myself our paypal is still going

    paythehouseofnoobs @ hotmail.com

    I've had the best time of my life with you all! One Love X yahoo_love_struck yahoo_loser yahoo_devil yahoo_broken_heart Satan Loves You X

  • Satan  9 months ago

    Bambi! yahoo_big_hug Great to see you! X

    Noobs the website is about to go if anyone wants to take it over contact Furhud, I just got the final demand for payment for which we have no funds. It is £119.85p if anyone wants to sort it contact Furhud or myself our paypal is still going @

    I've had the best time of my life with you all! One Love X yahoo_love_struck yahoo_loser yahoo_devil yahoo_broken_heart Satan Loves You X

  • JOXER{BE}  10 months ago

    Bambi dear friend, i hope all is good xxx

  • Bambi  10 months ago

    Happy New Year Noobs.
    Sorry I've not been around for a long time but things change and then apathy set in and well I just got lazy.
    It's sad to see the Noobs may not be around for much longer, but we've had a good run and it was so much fun.
    All best, XOXO.

  • McZark  10 months ago

    I wish you all a safe and healthy 2024

  • JOXER{BE}  10 months ago

    Merry Christmas and happy 2024! Keep it safe noobies,love you all????????????

  • NORN[DK]  10 months ago

    merry xmas yahoo_wave

  • RTV  1 year ago

    Merry Xmas and a happy new year guys!
    Love RTV

  • Wannaplay?  1 year ago

    hi muppets yahoo_happy

  • Feldman  1 year ago

    Hello ! long time no see yahoo_happy

  • JOXER{BE}  1 year ago

    [bighug] yahoo_love_struck yahoo_big_hug

  • NORN[DK]  1 year ago

    hope you guys are doing well and enjoying the summer.

  • lordgunner  1 year ago

    hey timo.hope you are Ok and anyone else reading yahoo_big_hug

  • Timo  1 year ago

    Happy holidays for everyone

  • RuffnTumble  1 year ago

    GG Noobs, it's been a pleasure.

  • Annoying Furbal  1 year ago

    Yea, it's been a while...

  • JOXER{BE}  1 year ago

    We should have a game together, for old times sake ,need to see if my pc is still working

  • Satan  1 year ago

    Hello Noobies I'm afraid we have finally run our coughers dry, we have just paid for the website for 1 more year till Feb 2024. The DODS server due today £178.08p will be terminated by our host when not paid. FURHUD will extract the game files encase of a resurrection in the future. Should anyone want to keep us going you can use this link: DONATE

  • lordgunner  1 year ago

    hey spanish punk yahoo_peace_sign

  • Satan  1 year ago

    EdGaR! yahoo_big_hug

  • EdGaR  1 year ago

    Hello guysssss yahoo_oh_go_on

  • NORN[DK]  1 year ago

    Happy new year N00BS
    any one still playing DOD ?

  • Satan  1 year ago

    Happy New Year Noobs! yahoo_devil

    Thank you 4HUD for resurecting the website! yahoo_not_worthy

  • RuffnTumble  1 year ago

    Happy new year noobs

  • Linux Dude  1 year ago

    Happy New Year, everyone!

  • JOXER{BE}  1 year ago

    Happy 2023 yahoo_cowboy yahoo_cowboy

  • 4HUD  1 year ago

    Don’t wait too long before you return or we might die from boredom, age, covid, russian missfire, nuclear holocaust, global warming, deep freeze tsunamis, sun going nova, cancer, drunken drivers or something else…

  • LordofEverythin  1 year ago

    Good to see some of you are still around and that things are getting updated. I'll be back one day to kill you all.

  • Bumper  1 year ago

    in teamspeak krijg ik steeds error
    het wachtwoord was toch noobs?
    groeten Bumpeer

  • JOXER{BE}  1 year ago

    Merry Christmas for all my noobies and gaming friends
    yahoo_love_struck yahoo_love_struck yahoo_love_struck

  • Bumper  1 year ago

    hello smokings de beste wensen voor 2022

  • Bumper  1 year ago

    hello best

  • lordgunner  1 year ago

    yahoo_not_worthy

  • Damron  1 year ago

    Thanks 4HUD. Love what you've done with the place! yahoo_big_grin

  • JOXER{BE}  1 year ago

    [dancing] yahoo_peace_sign yahoo_not_worthy

  • 4HUD  1 year ago

    It’s mobile now, watching and sending from my phone yahoo_winking

  • JOXER{BE}  1 year ago

    Its abit of a change, we get used to it 4HUD, thanks for doing a great job , as always

  • 4HUD  1 year ago

    Website CMS upgraded to latest version, but unfortunately every theme is crap and thus a lot of work needs to happen.

  • IKILLYOU  1 year ago

    Hello everyone just know I am still here and missing everyone of you! If you need someone to talk to I will always be here!

  • Chickenshit  2 years ago

    [party] yahoo_laughing yahoo_oh_go_on

  • lordgunner  2 years ago

    [chicken] yahoo_chicken yahoo_chicken

  • Chickenshit  2 years ago

    allo ever 1
    how are you all ???

  • Life of bRYAN  2 years ago

    Take care 4Hud <3

  • JOXER{BE}  2 years ago

    :-* yahoo_big_hug yahoo_kiss

  • RONK  2 years ago

    My Prayers go out to you Be safe out there. :-)

  • Damron  2 years ago

    @4HUD yahoo_applause good.to hear there has been "progress". Peace

  • JOXER{BE}  2 years ago

    Good to have you back home and safe!!

  • Caligula  2 years ago

    Happy to see you are safe 4HUD. Try to get some rest now yahoo_wave

  • 4HUD  2 years ago

    Thank you all for your support. We are back again after three days on the road thanks to a turkisk delegation that managed to assemble all foreigners from Konotop in the occupied zone of Ukraine to negotiate for a green corridor. Much to my dismay the embassy of my own country was pretty useless in this regard - I pretty much had to tell them how to do their work. Anyway, we are really tired and Mila is a wreck and still very worried the rest of her family in Ukraine an the war crimes, horrors and terror that Putin inflict on her country. Thanks all yahoo_happy

  • Rom  2 years ago

    Thoughts to you 4HUD yahoo_love_struck

  • Satan  2 years ago

    4HUD You can have all my luck my friend. May peace be with you and your family. X yahoo_love_struck

  • JOXER{BE}  2 years ago

    Like i said on facebook:be safe my friend!! Get out of there if you can,you and the wife are in my thoughts,
    yahoo_big_hug yahoo_love_struck

  • RTV  2 years ago

    The thoughts goes to you and your family 4HUD, Be safe! yahoo_love_struck

  • Damron  2 years ago

    Hope everything stays cool 4HUD. Peace and love man.

  • 4HUD  2 years ago

    While I still have internet connection and time to write Ill just say I am still alive in the russian occupied zone of Ukraine and apart from a few chockwaves from heavy weapons and artillery, crossfire and mental anguish I am still alive, undetected and fine. Getting out of this mess is going to be a completely different story. Wish me luck. Best regards 4HUD from Ukraine.

  • Chickenshit  2 years ago

    im happy m8

    4HUD

  • Sgt.G  2 years ago

    Wellcome to round 3 ... yahoo_happy

  • RONK  2 years ago

    I wish all a great New Year 2022

  • JOXER{BE}  2 years ago

    Happy new year,
    I wish for everyone a fantastic 2022, good health and lots of fun
    yahoo_big_hug yahoo_kiss yahoo_kiss yahoo_big_hug

  • 4HUD  2 years ago

    Merry Christmas (if you are greek orthodox, I guess it isn't too late to wish that... ) and a happy new year !!! yahoo_party

  • Caligula  2 years ago

    Merry Christmas !!

  • JOXER{BE}  2 years ago

    (*) Merry Christmas noobies yahoo_star

  • RONK  2 years ago

    I am told that I look 49.:-)

  • JOXER{BE}  2 years ago

    I’ll bet you dont look a day older then 43 Ronk yahoo_big_hug

    Reunion would be nice, just a idea

  • RONK  2 years ago

    80 years old in April. few lol. <3

  • RONK  2 years ago

    can I have a proxy for the reunion? :-) Can't swim the bog pond.

  • 4HUD  2 years ago

    The end is nigh.. even though I think we are actually long past the end. It was fun and all while the action was on. Thank you for the good times yahoo_not_worthy yahoo_big_hug yahoo_wave

  • JOXER{BE}  3 years ago

    Me too Ruff,
    We should have a reunion!

  • RuffnTumble  3 years ago

    I miss the old days!

  • JOXER{BE}  3 years ago

    Forever Ronk yahoo_big_hug

  • Zak  3 years ago

    love you Ronk !

  • RONK  3 years ago

    anyone remember me?

  • 4HUD  3 years ago

    Yes, chicken, you broke our heart by leaving us and we just couldn't take the blow. Happy now?!

  • Chickenshit  3 years ago

    how come no1 type back???
    are you really all dead or what the fuck is happing with you pll ??? yahoo_idk
    not many of you ppl are online ever day
    and wher are all the old ppl???
    dead or sumthing ???

  • Chickenshit  3 years ago

    are you still alive or what ???

  • Chickenshit  3 years ago

    WTF

    what the hell are you doing ???

  • betty (UK)  3 years ago

    hey all. Susan is on holiday, so betty has been on the mops

  • Caligula  3 years ago

    The server is not in the servers list


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